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08/20/2010 - New York, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Serena Williams has withdrawn from the U.S. Open because of a right foot injury she sustained last month.
The world No. 1 cut her foot on broken glass in a restaurant in July, an injury that required surgery and forced her to miss a series of events, including the current one in Montreal.
Williams, 28, is a 13-time Grand Slam winner and the reigning Australian Open and Wimbledon champion. She has won the U.S. Open three times, most recently in 2008.
"We regret that Serena Williams is unable to play the U.S. Open and wish her a speedy recovery," said tournament director Jim Curley in a statement. "She will be missed, but the tournament is about the competition and the players on the court. This year's U.S. Open will be a memorable event, as it has been every year."
Last year in New York, Williams reached the semifinals before losing to eventual champion Kim Clijsters under unusual circumstances. The American star was called for a foot fault that gave Clijsters match point, then was penalized a point following a tirade at the line judge.
<< Union continue quest for first shutout at United
Washington, D.C. (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Philadelphia Union earned their first-
ever Major League Soccer win over D.C. United, and could produce another first
against the struggling four-time champions Sunday afternoon at RFK Stadium.
The Uni
<< Marlins' Paulino suspended, placed on restricted list
New York, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Florida Marlins catcher Ronny Paulino has
received a 50-game suspension for violating Major League Baseball's Joint Drug
Prevention and Treatment Program.
The team placed Paulino on the restricted lis
<< Rangers option P Holland, recall Kirkman
Arlington, TX (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Texas Rangers have optioned pitcher Derek
Holland to Triple-A Oklahoma City and recalled pitcher Michael Kirkman from
the same club.
Holland was brought up earlier in the week to make a start against
<< Chicago squares off with Houston on short rest
Houston, TX (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Chicago Fire travel to take on Houston for
their second Major League Soccer fixture in three days on Saturday night.
The Fire are coming off a 2-1 win over New England at Toyota park on
Wednesday
Blue Jays activate C Buck >>
Boston, MA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Toronto Blue Jays activated catcher John
Buck from the 15-day disabled list on Friday.
He had been on the DL since August 4 with a right thumb injury after taking a
foul ball off his right hand in a 5
Schweinsteiger nets stoppage-time winner for Bayern >>
Munich, Germany (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Bastian Schweinsteiger scored in stoppage
time to lift Bayern Munich to a 2-1 win over Wolfsburg at the Allianz Arena on
Friday in the Bundesliga season opener.
Schweinsteiger directed a cross from Franck
Roddick, Fish into Cincy Masters >>
Mason, OH (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Former world No. 1 Andy Roddick and a hot
Mardy Fish were a pair of American quarterfinal winners Friday at the $3
million Western & Southern Financial Group Masters, a U.S. Open Series
event.
The ni
Ankiel leads Braves to late win over Cubs >>
Chicago, IL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Rick Ankiel hit a bases-loaded triple off
Carlos Marmol with two outs in the ninth inning, lifting the Braves to a 5-3
win over the Cubs in the opener of a three-game series.
Marmol (2-3) walked the b
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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